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Two old age pensioners were sitting outside a Flower Show tent.

One said to the other “Life is so boring, we never seem to have any fun any more. For £10 I would strip off and streak through the middle of the flower tent” “You’re on said the friend”  Producing a £10 note . The first pensioner stripped off and completely naked , ran through the flower show tent. Waiting outside the friend heard shrieks off laughter and loud applause coming from inside the tent. Suddenly the first pensioner appeared from out of the tent followed by a cheering crowd. “What happened” said the friend. Looking a little sheepish the pensioner said,

“I won  first prize for the best Dried Arrangement”

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